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-- 作者：龙太子 -- 发布时间：2002-11-16 9:14:00 -- 学英语从异性开始（女人篇） If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度 If you don't, you are not a man 可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！ If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她 If you don't, you are good for nothing 但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了！ If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 如果你对她的话完全同意，那她就会甩的像二五八万 If you don't, you are not understanding 要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解 If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手 If you don't you are half a man 如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟 If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 如果你太常去找她，她会觉得烦腻 If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 但是如果你不去找她，她会责备你欺骗她的感情 If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子 If you don't, you are a dull boy 穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙 If you are jealous, she says it's bad 如果你吃醋，她会说这样是不对的 If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又会认为你根本不爱她 If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她 If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 但要是你一直规规矩矩的，她又会觉得你不喜欢她 If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你若是迟到一分钟，她会抱怨等的多累多苦 If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 要是她自己迟到了，她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的 If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel 如果你去找你的朋友，她会说你像跟屁虫 If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' 如果是她，她会说"喔，这很自然啊，女孩子都是这样" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 如果你飞快的吻她一下，她会到处说你这人很冷漠 |
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-- 作者：ajong -- 发布时间：2002-11-16 14:40:00 -- 胜读什么书啊，偶知道为什么没人爱了 |